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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."

"Umm, when someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's proper Facebook etiquette to ""like"" their status."

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."

"Karma is like 69: ""You get, what you give"

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""

"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."

"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."