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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."

"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."

"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"

"Just ask Tommy Hilfiger it out."

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"