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Joke of the Day
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
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"S&M A masochist asks a sadist to hurt him, so the sadist doesn't."
"If your'e anxious and you know it..... ...clasp your hands."
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."
"My dad could kick ur dads ass! Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back"
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."
"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."