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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
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"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."
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"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"
"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"
"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."
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"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"