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"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"
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"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
"I dropped out of law school when I found out that badgering the witness has nothing to do with throwing woodland creatures at defendants."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"
"How do you make a baby cry twice? Rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear"
"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""
"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."