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Joke of the Day

"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"

"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"

"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"

"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."

"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."

"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"

"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"

"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"

"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."

"Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!"