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Joke of the Day
"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."
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"Why do they make condoms with ribs? So you can get traction in the mud."
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it's for my dyslexia"
"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."
"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."
"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."