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Joke of the Day

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"""is Pepsi ok?"" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny"

"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."

"Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying."

"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."

"What did Spock find in the toilet? Captain's log."

"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."

"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."

"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."