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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."
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"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."
"Patient: I have a strawberry lodged in my anus. Doctor: I have some cream for that."
"Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: Are you my mother?"
"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""
"My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood"
"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."
"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"
"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."
"[last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really"