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Joke of the Day

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary code and those who not"

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"Does anyone smell that up dog?"

"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."

"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."