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Joke of the Day

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""

"87.53% of statistics are false Title"

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."

"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."

"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"