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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."
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"The best argument for ""the sequel is never as good as the original"" is birds v. dinosaurs."
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."
"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"
"The moral of ""The Three Little Pigs"" is ""make your house with bricks."" Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?"
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."
"Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today Thankyou daylight savings"