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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."
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"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."
"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."
"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."
"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."
"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
"""Daddy?"" ""Yes?"" ""What are you doing?"" ""Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."""
"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."