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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
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"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body But then my mother gave birth"
"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."
"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."
"How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit"
"Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath."
"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."
"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."
"My wife treats me like a God...She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something."