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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
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"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"
"""Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama."" ""No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"""
"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"
"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"Life hack: Go into a promising career field with good benefits and a 401(k) because you're not talented enough to be famous"
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks."