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Joke of the Day

"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"Met a girl recently. Her ex was named terry. Made a bad joke and just like the Oregon Trail my game died from dysentery."

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"Nebraska bill allows K - 12 teachers to carry guns to school. In their defense, it is really hard to get a 9 year old to shut the fuck up."

"A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school... I told her all the tests will be make-up exams."

"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."

"Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ( French ) 2014"