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Joke of the Day

"what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? A cockadockapoo."

"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."

"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder."

"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""

"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."

"What does a crappy Carpenter make? Loose stools"

"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."

"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"

"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"