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Joke of the Day

"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."

"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"A cyclist gets into an accident... As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, ""U2?"""

"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"