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Joke of the Day
"What does a crappy Carpenter make? Loose stools"
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"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."
"At this point in my life... At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer."
"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."
"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"
"What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's"
"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"
"Two men of African American descent are standing on the edge of a dock, peeing into the lake. The first man says, ""Water's cold today huh?"" The second one replies, ""Yeah...and deep too."""
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."