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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."

"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"

"Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper."

"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."

"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"When do cows go to sleep? When it's pasture bedtime"

"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"