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Joke of the Day
"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
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"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"
"""My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."" Um, don't you mean ""Lava""? ""...like warm hill pee"""
"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"
"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them for a minute and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"This girl I know has started saying ""true story"" after everything which is interesting because I've never murdered before."
"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."