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Joke of the Day
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder."
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"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."
"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."
"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."
"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard!"
"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."