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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"

"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."

"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."

"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."

"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."

"A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead. The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other: ""What happened?!"" ""I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."""

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"

"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"