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Joke of the Day

"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."

"I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate"

"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."

"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"

"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."

"There are two fish in a tank... ...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns"

"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."

"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."