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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"

"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"

"If my wife ever hired a private detective to follow me, it would be to get pictures of me not using the coupons I said I used."

"A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution. Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid."

"what do you call fake spaghetti? impasta."

"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"

"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"

"Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar."

"Why do old men need a Viagra and a Doans before sex? The Doans is so their back don't peter out, and the Viagra is so their peter don't back out!"