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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
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"What happens when Bill Gates gets mad? He gets philanthro-pissed"
"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."
"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."
"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"
"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"
"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."
"told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then I whispered ""love"" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore"
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"