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Joke of the Day
"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"
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"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"
"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."
"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"WIFE: You know, you're my best friend! Am I your best friend? ME: [subtly exchanges knowing glance with our dog] Of course you are, sweetie"
"Chinese man calls his boss ""Me no work, I sick"". The boss replies ""When I am sick, I fuck my wife. Try that."" ..Two hours later the Chinese man calls back ""Me better, you got very nice house"""
"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"