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Joke of the Day
"How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!"
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"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."
"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."
"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"
"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."
"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"
"I purposely did not bring my reusable shopping bags to the grocery store and I have never felt so alive!"