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Joke of the Day
"What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch? Tim Tebow"
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"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"
"Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise."
"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"
"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"
"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"
"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."
"Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up."
"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"