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Joke of the Day

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."

"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."

"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."

"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"

"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."

"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"

"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."