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Joke of the Day
"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
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"Margaret Sanger."
"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth"
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"
"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."
"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."
"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."