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Joke of the Day

"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."

"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"Hate being fat. Love eating food."

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."