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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."
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"Some people just want to watch the world burn. Other people just don't vote for Trump."
"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"
"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"
"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."
"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."
"I keep getting calls telling me that I have outstanding bills... ...and while I appreciate the compliment, they're really nothing special."
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"