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Joke of the Day

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"

"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"

"I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."

"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."

"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."

"What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !"

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."