135616

Joke of the Day

"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"

Next Joke
 
"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"
"We haven't spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist."
"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"
"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."
"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."
"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."
"They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music."
"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"
"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"