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Joke of the Day

"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."

"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."

"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."

"I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an ""ungrateful little prick"""

"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."

"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."