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Joke of the Day

"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."

"All of my gaming / network usernames are based on things I thought were funny at 19, and that is my greatest shame."

"I will not be giving shelter to any men in my bunker after the apocalypse only women, and there is a dress code.... #Doomsday2012"

"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"

"The highest form of flattery A plateau"

"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"

"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"