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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."
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"I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing ...It was probably because of my aqueous humor"
"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"
"A son is about to turn 18... So he goes to his father before his birthday and asks for a truck. The morning of his birthday he looks out his window at the driveway and sees a rented moving truck."
"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"
"What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees? TIMBUUUUUUUURTON"
"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."
"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"