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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."
Next Joke
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"
"Enough is Enough! No like seriously they're the same word."
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
"The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating ""I can't hear you"" over and over"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"