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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"

"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile"

"Crazy Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""

"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."

"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."

"Studies suggest when it comes to dealing with stress, masturbation is twice as effective as sex So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush."

"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"