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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"

"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"

"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."

"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."

"What did the prostitute say to the psychic? I don't do aural. You're welcome and I'll show myself out."

"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"

"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."