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Joke of the Day
"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."
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"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""
"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"
"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."
"Trump isn't wrong when he uses ""alternative facts""... He's just alt-right."
"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""
"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."
"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."