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Joke of the Day

"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"

"PEDIATRICIAN: This could sting a little. KID: Okay. PEDIATRICIAN: One day the sun will envelope the earth and we will all turn to dust."

"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"

"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it."

"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."

"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."