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Joke of the Day

"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."

"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."

"The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white It's now the French flag."

"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"

"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."

"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."

"Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!"

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."

"Tweeting angrily about issues does nothing. If you really want to make a difference, you have to get out there and sign an online petition."