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Joke of the Day
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"
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"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."
"I say ""fight me"" a lot for a girl that's 5'2"" and has a tough time opening some doors because they're too heavy."
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"
"some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I've ever heard ""aww babe ur just omg like I can't"" wtf did you just say??"
"You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults."
"What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not ""nacho cheese"")? Leave my provolone!"
"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"
"This Post just says it all! It all."