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Joke of the Day
"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."
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"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"
"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."
"10 people understand binary. Those who do, and those who dont."
"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."
"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."
"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.... The situation was tense..."