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Joke of the Day

"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourettes Society. It's the thought that cunts!"

"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"

"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."

"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"

"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"

"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."

"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"