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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it."
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"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!"
"I ruined tonight's chilli. My ~~brother~~ sister said it was too spicey."
"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."
"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."
"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"
"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."
"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."
"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"