55754
Joke of the Day
"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."
Next Joke
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"
"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"
"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"