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Joke of the Day
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
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"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."
"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."
"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"
"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."
"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."
"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"
"Someone once said, ""Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."" So, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!"
"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."
"What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? Fission Chips."