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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] A good crime sentence is... ...be made to fuck a ratchet"

"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"I just bought a bottle of Drano... Well that was $4 down the drain."

"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"

"What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!"

"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"