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Joke of the Day

"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""

"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"

"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."

"Instead of ""In God We Trust"" written on our money, we should have ""In Money We Trust"" written on our bibles."

"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"