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Joke of the Day
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."
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"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."
"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"
"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"7: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check? Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th."
"BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. ""Just throw it all in a lake somewhere,"" says one long-billed scientist"
"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."