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Joke of the Day

"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"

"I'm going to create a social network called ""Selfies And Drama"" also known as ""S.A.D."" @MaleHonesty86"

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"

"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison."