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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that rich kid who got a car for his birthday? He drove it into a tree to see how his Mercedes bends."

"USA has Democracy, Syria has Autocracy, Iran has Theocracy, and Britain has... Pedocracy."

"How did the bear kill the man? With his bear hands."

"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"

"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"

"What do you call the style of facial hair native americans grow. A-Patch-ey Its all i got"

"What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen? Carlos"

"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."

"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""