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Joke of the Day
"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."
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"It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again."
"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."
"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."
"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"French intelligence joke"
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."