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Joke of the Day
"(Xpost: showerthoughts) Knock-knock jokes should win the No-Bell Prize"
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"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"
"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"
"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."
"I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet!"
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."