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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine is so politically correct.... At the deli he is afraid to ask for "" white American "" cheese."

"Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs."

"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"

"By tomorrow, no one will remember what happened in trees today"

"In my life Ive spent 90% of my money on drugs, drinking and women. The other 10% I wasted."

"A man sees a blonde across the river. Man: How do I get to the other side? Blonde: You are on the other side."

"You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number"

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"I can't wait to get home and rip my wife's knickers off... They're bloody killing me!"

"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"